Builder of daleks, designer of jewellery, constructor of sets, creator of clothing, student of writing, observer of television. I keep myself busy.
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One exercise I had to do this week for uni was justify why Santa Claus isn’t real. I responded with

“Santa Claus is clearly a myth perpetuated by Western cultures, as no reasonable parent would actually encourage a man to break into their house on a yearly basis to give gifts to their children, then reward him with baked goods for this remarkably suspicious behaviour.”

That will teach them not to ask me stupid questions.