So I work in retail and this is me every morning
Customer: *Smiling; teeth everywhere* Good morning!
Hello yes, real Orlando Jones here.
Please follow this blog, just for a week!!
Keisha Castle-Hughes will be a part of Game of Thrones, and I am so annoyed that nobody I know will actually care. But this is amazing.
One exercise I had to do this week for uni was justify why Santa Claus isn’t real. I responded with
“Santa Claus is clearly a myth perpetuated by Western cultures, as no reasonable parent would actually encourage a man to break into their house on a yearly basis to give gifts to their children, then reward him with baked goods for this remarkably suspicious behaviour.”
That will teach them not to ask me stupid questions.